Read down the spine and the methods change with the transport. The oldest layer describes or imitates: the brown one, the bird that says its own name. The bestiary layer builds a word from two Greek parts, so a foreign animal can be pictured without being seen. The sailing layer borrows, and the borrowed word is only as accurate as the first person's hearing. The scientific layer stops describing altogether and simply assigns.
The mistakes follow the same pattern. Turkey, guinea pig and sea lion are all descriptions that were made before anyone knew what the animal was related to, and they stayed because a name only has to be shared to work. Nobody says hippopotamus expecting a horse. That, in five methods, is how animals got their names.
The site's monster name generator works the way the 1500s did, gluing two pieces with meanings into one word, and the guide to real animals that look fake opens with the last great Greek coinage, platypus, flat-foot, given by George Shaw in 1799 to an animal he suspected was a hoax.